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TRANSMISSION ARCHIVE

[RECOVERED TRANSMISSIONS: 4]

[YEAR: 2025]

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Your Friendly Selector is a $80 Per Order Confession Booth

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Your Democratic Funnel is Where MRR Goes to Die

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Your Clever Copy is a Procrastination Costume

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Your Payment Processor Knows You're Afraid of the Dark